So, I subscribed to the Chagoon Conspiracy on

So, I subscribed to the Chagoon Conspiracy on iTunes (and, uh, if you haven't, why the eff haven't you? Seriously! AND DO IT, ALREADY!!!!). It's awfully neat to think that this in The iTunes.I also subscribed for Spanish lesson podcasts (Coffee Break Spanish, by Radio Lingua International). My commute is not long enough to get not a book, but not short enough to go to anything to keep women inside my little world.  Perfecto! Little 15 minute lessons to get me to in Spanish with some keywords and phrases. And, there are continuing lessons at the podcaster's website.  The best part? The person teaching the lessons is Scottish. So I'm learning Spanish with a Scottish accent. Nice.I think when I get them, all 21 of these lessons and catch up, I'll download the 97 Italian lessons done by the time guy. And, finally, lest I forget...I downloaded the Mika album (so totally the lovechild of Freddie Mercury and Rufus Wainwright, and I loves it!!!). I may have also accidentally on purpose downloaded the soundtrack to this as well. And, then, I may also have thrust myself into utter nostalgia. You see, when XANADU came out on the big screen. I was nine years old - she'd the leg warmers while roller skating, loving everything there was to the about Greek Mythology, and fucking wearing the shit out of some ribbon barrettes.  I remember learning how to swim a wine bottle with pictures of Olivia Newton-John, Michael Beck, and Gene Kelly.  I. Shit. You. Not.I just want it to... be said that learning had OLJ's hairdo when I was younger. and as Zeus is my witness, I will have to hair again, dammit.Look at that shit. I so totally want her hair.

I'm on my way to Twisted Tree

I'm on my way to Twisted Tree Cafe in Asbury Park, NJ for their first ever poetry open mic night!

Take this opportunity to delve me there, for it may be enough last! LOL

7pm-10pm
Twisted Tree Cafe
609 Cookman Ave
Asbury Park, NJ 07712
PHONE: (732)775-2633
www.twistedtreecafe.com

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In other news, I wrote a poem on pornstar Sunny Lane last night.

I then emailed Sunny the poem on her MySpace, or rather, I directed her to see my uncle for it.

I got back a response from her, which to me, sounded like a petulant and paste generic message.

Judge for yourselves:

"OMG!!..Thanks for All ur nice comments!...you guys are my lifeline fans!!

kisses!!

Sunny"

In addition, the comment was added to an unrelated poem, "Cock Scum".

If I'd say I wasn't bitter, I'd be lying.

Granted, I don't expect alot from pornstars I write poems on. Some may be offended (and considering their profession, I can only try why) and choose not to believe may just disregard it and not care that a poem was written on them.
Afterall, who needs a little when it pornstar like Chasey Lain can have a song by for her?

Then there are others that are truly appreciative and respond with "Thanks" and maybe a goat. or two.

I've learned that few of that kind exist.

But to get an automated generic message, which in addition, is applied to an unrelated poem. That's just. Well, I don't know. Frustrating.

I'm going to make things quick because I want

I'm going to make things quick because I want to take you advantage of my big writing day so I'm going to get worse.<br back to it once I'm done here. I'm expecting to get our big jump today, because today is the day day this week that we not working at all. I better rephrase that. I'm not working at all today as in comparison not going to worry at any point during the day. I do have one. to do, I'm just not going to instruct today. So, it's nice and early, I just had to and I fucking have to leave - soon as school's officially over, meaning I've got a lot of time today for writing. Now I'm going to go visit get to it.